Lost Alien Robot Guy

"'Robots matter too.'"

Lost Alien Robot Guy is one of the last of the Progenitors, member of the Planet Stupid Crew and former officer of the Galactic Alliance Navy.

Crash on Earth
Lost Alien Robot Guy was a distinguished member of the Galactic Alliance fleet, and one of two of the the last known Progenitors. L.A.R.G.'s ship was sent to patrol Gilfraxa IV, but a drone warship controlled by Gilberto intercepted him in hyperspace and shot him down, causing his ship to crash on Earth. L.A.R.G. landed in Southern Kyrgyzstan and subsequently joined the Planet Stupid Crew.

The Civil War
L.A.R.G. was a key player in the Planet Stupid Civil War. He effectively led the allies, after Gilberto attempted to prevent him from leaving the planet. Gilberto then began to attack Earth using a Progenitor craft, but he was stopped by the Galactic Alliance fleet. L.A.R.G. was offered to return to the Galactic Alliance after the battle, but chose to remain on Earth instead.

Prophecies
After the Collapse, L.A.R.G.'s humanoid body began malfunctioning and he became limited to simply his head and databank within. He began having hallucinations and premonitions of an entity named "Cayn" arriving and causing total destruction. L.A.R.G.'s premonitions were mostly ignored, though Whirly Bird was somewhat concerned. .