The Planet Stupid Civil War

"'All Galactic Alliance ships, fire on the cube!' -Glegmar Faltrax"The Planet Stupid Civil War was a conflict that erupted in early August 2016 between the Allies, Gilberto, and the Galactic Alliance.

Gilberto's Plot
In July of 2016, Gilberto became aware of the existence of the Galactic Alliance when an Alliance spacecraft crashed near Southern Kyrgyzstan. Gilberto repaired and stole the craft, and gathered more information about the Galactic Alliance. He then discovered the derelict Progenitor spacecraft, but was unable to activate it. He then impersonated Commander Vortox (later claiming he killed him) and ordered Lost Alien Robot Guy, the last of the Progenitors, to travel to Gilfraxa IV (Earth). L.A.R.G. was shot down by a drone ship remotely piloted by NRA Guy, and Lost Alien Robot Guy crashed near Gilberto's residence. Lost Alien Robot Guy joined the Planet Stupid Crew, and Gilberto secretly hacked into Lost Alien Robot Guy's computer core, and stole the activation code for the Progenitor craft. With his newly hijacked spaceship, Gilberto began to attack Earth.

Intervention
When Lost Alien Robot Guy discovered Gilberto's plan, the Allies formed. Nightgale fought Whirly Bird on the ground with the Blades of Mulgaroth, and Anchorman Joe battled NRA Guy inside the Planet Stupid house. Sporty Guy was presumed dead after being poisoned by Gilberto, and Anchorman Frank joined Gilberto by teleporting up to the Progenitor craft. As the craft approached Earth, a Galactic Alliance fleet exited hyperspace in Earth orbit. The fleet attacked the Progenitor warship, and the craft was eventually destroyed, but Gilberto and Anchorman Frank were able to escape.

Aftermath
Commander Vortox contacted Lost Alien Robot Guy after the battle to offer him to come back to the Galactic Alliance. However, Lost Alien Robot Guy decided to stay on Earth with the crew. Gilberto was let off the hook as long as he was banned from leaving Earth. The group quickly reconciled.