Gilberto

"'I'm so edgy, I abuse crippled people.'"

Gilberto is an interdimensional being and a Level 10 Spy of significant influence in the Prime Dimension. He is a former member of the Planet Stupid Crew.

Gilberto's Special Attack was Edgy Mode.

Gilberto's Early Years
Gilberto was born in Nazi-Occupied Yugoslavia in 1943 to Abel, an Ancient One, and Valentina Voshenke, a native Croatian. He and his long-lost brother (who may not have even technically been related to him) Francis of the Filth barely communicated during his early and later life.

The Cold War
Gilberto would be used as an asset by the U.S. government for nearly 40 years. Due to his extreme longevity and durability from his extraterrestrial origins, he was often used for sensitive missions by the U.S. government. In the late 80s and early 90s, he would occasionally serve alongside Martin Vespiro.

The Early 2000s
Gilberto left the U.S. military employ after the Invasion of Iraq.

Joining the Planet Stupid Crew
After the Great Convergence of 2016, Gilberto joined the alternate versions of himself in the Planet Stupid Crew. At one point, he used a drone warship to crash Lost Alien Robot Guy's cruiser on Earth, in order to research his species, the Progenitors. He hosted educational videos on how to be a spy and how to invade an enemy base. He also served as Bartender on the Land Boat.

The Civil War

In August of 2016, Gilberto, along with Whirly Bird, Anchorman Frank, and NRA Guy, hi-jacked a Progenitor spacecraft in an attempt to invade Earth. He also poisoned Sporty Guy. A Galactic Alliance fleet attacked his ship while his ground forces were defeated by Nightgale and Lost Alien Robot Guy. The Galactic Alliance allowed him to continue living on Earth as long as he was restricted from leaving the planet.



The Collapse
Gilberto faked his own death after being assaulted by his brother, Frank. Frank had previously accused Gilberto of copying his style, and proceeded to shoot Gilberto. Gilberto survived, but kept his survival from the public eye to get out of making videos.

After the summer of 2017, interest in Planet Stupid activities dwindled significantly. Gilberto was the first to leave the crew.



Gilberto's Travels
Gilberto has spent the past two years wandering the planet searching for clues about his past. In early 2019, he destroyed Praefect's radio station, albeit inadvertently. Gilberto decided to instead search for his former colleague, Martin Vespiro.