Sporty Guy

"'Nevermind guys, it was just a coma. Guys?'"

Sporty Guy is a founding member of The Planet Stupid Crew.

Sporty Guy is well-known for his athletic prowess and his over-the-top sports skills.

Sporty Guy served as "Your Yeoman Parser" on the Land Boat.

The Civil War
Sporty Guy served with the Allies during the Planet Stupid Civil War. He was poisoned by Gilberto and presumed dead. However, in reality he was merely in a coma, and thus survived.